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Synthetic Blood Energy Drink

Synthetic Blood Energy Drink
$4.99
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Put your 'Trublood' drinks down and put 'Twilight' on pause because you've got a real need to feed. Pop out one of your Blood Drinks stored nicely in an IV bag and let the animal out of the cage. This special Blood Drink is formulated to replicate the chemical composition of real, human blood. They Drink may even be heated up as a means of savoring it's 'freshness'. The fruit punch flavored supplement packs iron, protein and electrolytes that provide up to four hours of fluid energy. Bloodlust may now be satisfied on civilized terms! *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (Human or Vampire based).